Imagine... cruel version

Parafraseando la mitica cancion de john lenon "Imagine" viene al siglo 21 esta nueva version la cual seguramente seria una pesadilla para cualquiera de nosotros...

Por cierto muchas veces me he preguntado y quiero preguntarle ahora a ustedes... ¿Que estariamos haciendo si no se hubiese inventado el internet?

Imagine there’s no Apple,
No products that begin with “i,”
No monthly iPod models,
No Apple stores to get you high.
Imagine all the people
Finding other things to do!
Imagine there’s no bloggers…
It isn’t hard to do!
No viruses or spyware,
No weekly Windows patches, too
Imagine all the people
Learning to get a life…
(You-hoo-hoo!)
You may say it’d be a nightmare
Without Google, Mac or Dell
We might have real conversations–
But the world would be dull as hell!
Imagine no new cellphones;
Kiss console games goodbye.
No David Pogue or Mossberg
To tell us what to buy.
Imagine all the people
Getting some exercise!
(You-hoo-hoo!)
You may say that I’m a loony
But rest assured I’m almost done.
I’m pretty sure it’ll never happen
So we nerds can live as one!



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